Current mood:
drunk
1. When I'm drunk, I tend to...
get hyper and happy, until I have too much. Then fuck with my drunk-ass friends when they pass out.
2. Shots or beers?
** Shots
3. Do you have drinking buddies?
** quite a few of them. Actually, I think everyone I've ever met has been a drinking buddy at some point and still is.
Cheers!
4. Do you get Angry?
** If I have too much whiskey and someone's being a douche, I turn into SuperBitch.
5. Do you puke?
** generally not.
6. After 7 beers who are you?
** just getting started?
7. Your favorite drink is?
** Jameson. Even my comic book alter ego Twat Kebab has a custom-made thigh holster of Jameson.
the artist knows me too well...
8. Tequila does what to you?
** crash cars
don't drink and drive, kids.
10. Vodka makes you?
** gets me tipsy pretty quickly cuz I don't drink it that much
11. Do you Pass out?
** once i'm at home. i don't pass out in public though.
12. Do you drink girlie drinks?
** Nope. I sure do serve them to a whole lotta slutmuffins in halter tops though.
However, I have been known to bow down to the girlie drinks when served in large sand pails...
13. Worst drink you have ever had?
** Campari. SO FUCKING GROSS. dry & bitter. ick.
14. Do you play drinking games?
** I kinda kick some fuckin ass at Flip Cup.
15. Favorite Beer?
** Big
16. What is your favorite shot?
** Jameson
17. What will you NOT drink?
** Tequila or Gin. The rest is fair game
(that tequila's not mine.)
18. Are you a lightweight when it comes to drinking?
** If I had to pay for my drinks, i'd be bankrupt.
19. Do you ever drink Bacardi Silver?
** If me and an ugly fat man were the only two people left on the planet with only Bacardi Silver to drink and i had to have sex with him to save the human race...then I'd think about tucking into a couple cases of it.
20. Do you like frozen drinks?
** mmmm, no. maybe a pina colada on a tropical island. but that's about it.
21. Do you drink liquor straight?
** I prefer it that way. other stuff just takes up room.
22. Do you ever drink out of the bottle?
** No way. That's trashy
23. Are you drunk right now?
** what?
24. Do you consume more than 2 alcoholic beverages on daily basis?
** goodness no, that would be so unlady-like.
25. Do you drink a lot of wine?
** When i need to get all cleaned up for a special occasion...
26. When is the last time you drank?
** Before my AA meeting a little while ago.
27. Name someone that will repost this drinking survey?
** Looks like my 9-year-old nephew is following in my footsteps, so probably him.
28. Ever been streaking while drinking?
** No photos to incriminate me.
29. Hot tub/pool naked because of alcohol?
** see above.
30. Failed any college courses due to alcohol alone?
** Laziness had a little bit to do with it as well.
31. Ever woken up & said "Dude wheres my car?"
** No but I've wondered where the hell I am
39. What is the last alcoholic beverage you drank?
** Red stuff from my dad. He makes it himself. :)
That's all for now. Happy drinking, and don't forget to tip your lovely bartenders.
rockin
accomplished
pissed off