My profile was all screwy with the vids posted directly on it, so I moved them. These are also on YouTube under my screenname trishyfishypnats (except for my mom's tandem, which is on Veoh.com under same name.) Good times... My first Hybrid jump, in Cabo with Thijs, Greg and Astrid. The hangover Hybrid as we called it. For obvious reasons of course. About 7 mins cuz we edited it to music and did some slo-motion stuff, had 2 cameras, etc. Kicked ass: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R876OFoxck
get hyper and happy, until I have too much.Then fuck with my drunk-ass friends when they pass out.
2. Shots or beers?
3. Do you have drinking buddies?
** quite a few of them.Actually, I think everyone I've ever met has been a drinking buddy at some point and still is.
4. Do you get Angry?
** If I have too much whiskey and someone's being a douche, I turn into SuperBitch.
5. Do you puke?
** generally not.
6. After 7 beers who are you?
** just getting started?
7. Your favorite drink is?
** Jameson.Even my comic book alter ego Twat Kebab has a custom-made thigh holster of Jameson.
the artist knows me too well...
8. Tequila does what to you?
** crash cars
don't drink and drive, kids.
10. Vodka makes you?
** gets me tipsy pretty quickly cuz I don't drink it that much
11. Do you Pass out?
** once i'm at home. i don't pass out in public though.
12. Do you drink girlie drinks?
** Nope.I sure do serve them to a whole lotta slutmuffins in halter topsthough.
However, I have been known to bow down to the girlie drinks when served in large sand pails...
13. Worst drink you have ever had?
** Campari.SO FUCKING GROSS. dry & bitter. ick.
14. Do you play drinking games?
** I kinda kick some fuckin ass at Flip Cup.
15. Favorite Beer?
16. What is your favorite shot?
17. What will you NOT drink?
** Tequila or Gin.The rest is fair game
(that tequila's not mine.)
18. Are you a lightweight when it comes to drinking?
**If I had to pay for my drinks, i'd be bankrupt.
19. Do you ever drink Bacardi Silver?
**If me and an ugly fat man were the only two people left on the planet with only Bacardi Silver to drink and i had to have sex with him to save the human race...then I'd think about tucking into a couple cases of it.
20. Do you like frozen drinks?
** mmmm, no.maybe a pina colada on a tropical island.but that's about it.
21. Do you drink liquor straight?
** I prefer it that way. other stuff just takes up room.
22. Do you ever drink out of the bottle?
**No way.That's trashy
23. Are you drunk right now?
24. Do you consume more than 2 alcoholic beverages on daily basis?
** goodness no, that would be so unlady-like.
25. Do you drink a lot of wine?
** When i need to get all cleaned up for a special occasion...
26. When is the last time you drank?
** Before my AA meeting a little while ago.
27. Name someone that will repost this drinking survey?
** Looks like my 9-year-old nephew is following in my footsteps, so probably him.
28. Ever been streaking while drinking?
** No photos to incriminate me.
29. Hot tub/pool naked because of alcohol?
** see above.
30. Failed any college courses due to alcohol alone?
** Laziness had a little bit to do with it as well.
31. Ever woken up & said "Dude wheres my car?"
** No but I've wondered where the hell I am
39. What is the last alcoholic beverage you drank?
** Red stuff from my dad.He makes it himself.:)
That's all for now.Happy drinking, and don't forget to tip your lovely bartenders.
I suddenly got very tired of people who preach right-wing hypocritical bullshit like it's their God-given right to do so. You talk shit and I listen, have the same respect back. You claim that my being pro-choice, supporting gay marriage (not Civil Unions, but fucking MARRIAGE) and thinking that my liberal ideals make me Godless and unpatriotic, you need to get a clue. Britney Spears' 55-hour marriage in Vegas is acceptable but 2 people of the same sex wanting to spend a life together is a sin?!? Ponder the world you're living in while you beat off in the bathroom to porn and try to fuck your wife in the ass while thinking about your secretary and then come bring your moral shit to me. In case you're actually unfamiliar with the religion you force down people's throats (as it seems most of these folks have never actually read the Bible) all that shit will land your ass in hell and you cannot pick and choose what makes you good or not. If you're going to preach about what is moral or not, try living it ALL instead of what you can or cannot discipline yourself to do so.
"Let ye who casts the first stone be without sin."
Why Can't I Own a Canadian?
Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a east-coast resident:
Dear Dr. Laura:
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate.
I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other specific laws and how to follow them:
When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15:19-24. The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?
I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?
A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?
Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?
I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? - Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.