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Master Of The Flying Guillotine

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Interests

  • General

    KILLING THE ONE-ARMED BOXER!!, the deadly art of the Flying Guillotine, impersonating buddhist monks, kung fu, Jimmy Wang movies, tea.

  • Music

    Music from One-Armed Boxer vs. the Flying Guillotine, NEU!, Kraftwerk, Tangerine Dream, Wutang Clan, GZA, "Kung Fu Fighting" by Carl Douglas

  • Movies

    ONE ARMED-BOXER VS. THE FLYING GUILLOTINE (a.k.a. MASTER OF THE FLYING GUILLOTINE)

    Flying Guillotine
    Flying Guillotine II
    The Fatal Flying Guillotine
    One-Armed Boxer
    The Chinese Boxer
    One-Armed Swordsman
    Return of One-Armed Swordsman
    The 36th Chamber of Shaolin
    Five Deadly Venoms
    Five Fingers of Death
    The Water Marign
    The Magic Blade
    Deadly Breaking Sword
    Avenging Eagle
    Two Heroes
    Intimate Confessions of a Chinese Courtesan
    Snake and Crane Arts of Shaolin
    Game of Death
    Enter the Dragon
    Street Fighter
    Swordsman II
    The East Is Red
    The Bride With White Hair
    Tai Chi Master
    The Heroic Trio
    Iron Monkey
    Samurai Assassin (Kihachi Okamoto - 1964)
    Sword of Doom (Kihachi Okamoto - 1966)
    Sword of the Beast (Hideo Gosha - 1965)
    Seven Samurai
    Yojimbo
    Zatoichi (series)
    Loan Wolf and Cub (series)
    Lady Snowblood
    Ronin Gai (Kuroki Kazuo - 1990)
    Battle Royal

  • Television

    Kung Fu Theatre

  • Books

    The Art of War, Zen in the Art of the Flying Guillotine by Yung Cheng

  • Heroes

    Chang Cheh, Run Run Shaw

Blurbs

About me:

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I am Fung Cheng Wu Chi, a blind kung fu master, part of a group of assassins loyal the Emperor Yung Cheng. We are sworn to eliminate the Ching Rebels. I am the sole surviving master of the deadly art of the FLYING GUILLOTINE! I had been living in deep seclusion for many years until that bastard Ching Rebel known as the One-Armed Boxer killed two of my kung fu disciples. Since being notified by a specially trained carrier pigeon of the death of my pupils, I have come out of recluse to seek my revenge! I WILL KILL THE ONE-ARMED BOXER AND ALL OF THOSE WHO ARE FOOLISH ENOUGH TO STAND IN MY WAY!!!
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HEED THIS WARNING:
Are you foolish enough to think that you can defeat me? Do you think my blindness is a weakness? My sences are superior to those of sighted men. Oppose me and MY KUNG FU WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!!!

Master of the Flying Guillotine - U.S. Theatrical Trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmdP1qTjGZY

Who I'd like to meet:

The ONE-ARMED BOXER so i can KILL HIM! Any other one-armed men so i can decapitate them with my Flying Guillotine for being difficult for me to distinguish from the One-Armed Boxer being that I am blind. Aside from that i am looking for new disciples to become student of my superior kung fu and join in my effort to find and kill the One-Armed Boxer. Also any highly skilled kung fu assassins, prefurably with some sort of supernatural ability, interested in picking up the contract on the One-Armed Boxer do be in touch. And I would like to meet Pai Mei so i can chalenge his kung fu!

Master Of The Flying Guillotine HAS A CREW!
http://groups.myspace.com/motfgcrew

Details

  • Status: Swinger
  • Here for: Networking, Serious Relationships
  • Hometown: Valley Of No Return, China
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 2" / Slim / Slender
  • Ethnicity: Asian
  • Religion: Buddhist
  • Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
  • Children: I don't want kids
  • Smoke / Drink: No / No
  • Occupation: Kung Fu Master

Companies

  • Ching Dynasty Assassins

    • CN
    • MASTER OF THE FLYING GUILLOTINE!!!
    from a long, long time ago to present

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