Kris, kmh photography

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It is, by no means, finished (not sure it will ever be), but here it is: My photography's online home...

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OK, let's start with the serious stuff. I'm available to photograph bands/musicians in the area (or not in the area, given we work something out about gas money). If you need promo shots or just some live show shots, send me a message and we'll set it up!

I also do family portraits, event photography, or pretty much anything you might need. If you have a photographic need, just ask! I'm pretty sure I can help you. Just with photographs, though. All that other stuff? I'll leave that to your therapist.

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Yeah, I've started a Xanga, too. Guess I'm looking for that elusively perfect blog. Click anywhere in these two sentences to be transported. (www.xanga.com/kris94)

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Please, please, PLEASE, if you are a real person and not one of those "I made so much money from my summer job! Click here!" or just your basic spammer, PLEASE send me a message, or else I will have to deny the request because I won't know who's real and who's not. I don't want some kind of virus on my computer because I clicked on some retarded spam page. My computer has ENOUGH problems on its own, thank you very much.

OH, and PLEASE, no humungous pictures in my comments. Unless it's absolutely hysterical and can't be helped. I honestly don't mind advertising for bands, etc. But, there is a limit. So, I ask, no, I PLEAD...no ridiculously large images in the comments. Danke.

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If you want to check out my work, click the banner above to be magically transported to my website. Really. It is magic. Not lyin'.

You can also view some of my work on the sites of the following bands:

Sounding the Silence

Tigereye Lily

musicbymicah

Official Site of The Ruse

(click on "Pictures"; my photos are from Nathan P. Murphy's on 06/29/06)

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***Deas Vail Myspace Group***

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***The Ruse MySpace Group***

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A quote I try by which I try to live: "True happiness goes beyond possessions, beyond stress and beyond life's ups and downs. It is a mainstay. It is centered within you, not just a temporary feeling you get from buying a new car or landing a new job. Stay focused on your own, self-dependent happiness and watch your life glide into place.".. (Quote courtesy of Sideroad.com)

Song quote(s):

"Love may be great, but why lose your head?" -Sheryl Crow's "Crash and Burn"

"You can't unbreak what you break..." -Nelly Furtado

"Well, there ain't much entertainment in a town this size, I know..." -Train's "Landmine"

"It's a need I can't explain..." -MLE's "I Want to Come Over"

"Hands, like secrets, are the hardest thing to keep from you; lines and phrases, like knives, your words can cut me through..." -Anberlin's "Dismantle. Repair."

"If I'm true to myself, is there anyone else in this big, stupid world who would care?" -Tom Kimmel's "Hard to Walk out on a Deal"

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random - adj.:

1) Having no specific pattern, purpose, or objective; random movements.

2) In ordinary language, the word random is used to express apparent lack of purpose or cause. This suggests that no matter what the cause of something, its nature is not only unknown but the consequences of its operation are also unknown.

3) Lack of predictability, without any systematic pattern.