This is fun to do. Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
NOTE fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it.
Smoked weed -- $10
Did acid or pills -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive and drank -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50 Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20 Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in public -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Pissed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
Tally it up and put it on ur status as: "My Fine Is..." then re post
I mix passion with pragmatismKey Traits: open, sensitive, balanced, empathetic, loyal, thoughtful Introspective and self-aware, you have a solid grip on your emotions. Your friends and family consider you "the rock" they can turn to and lean on during tough times. Part of that trust comes from the fact that you always try your best to say what you mean and mean what you say. This is part of your healthy outlook on life, love and work. Hard work is important, but remember to listen to your instinct when it tells you to take a step back and enjoy the quiet moments. There are certain things that you will always be passionate about, whether it's a certain cuisine, a type of music, or a particular sport. On the flipside, there are also things that will never interest you. But that's OK. Your romantic partner appreciates your unwavering sensibility, your balanced temperament, and consistent signs of love and care.
Current mood:amorousA KEEPER:
Never gives in easily, and the standards/requirements start the moment you open your mouth. See, she understands her power and wields it like a samurai sword. She commands ---- not demands ---- respect, just by the way she carries herself. You can walk up to her and give her your best game, and while she maybe impressed by what you say, thats no guarantee that she's going to let the conversation go any further, much less give you her phone number and agree to givin you some of her valueable time. Men automatically know from the moment she opens her mouth that if they want her, they'll have to get in line with her standards and requirements, or keep it moving because she's done with the games and isn't interested in playing. But she will also send all signals that she is capable of being loyal to a man and taking good care of him, appreciative of what he's bringing to the relationship, and ready for love ---- true long lasting love!
EXAMPLES OF KEEPERS & THROWBACKS FROM A MAN POINT OF VIEW:
1. A woman that commands respect is a keeper; a woman who lets men get away with disrespecting her is a throwback.
2. A woman who is dressed apporpriately --- has her goodies reasonably covered, but still sexy, is a keeper; a woman who is scantily clad and dripping sex is a throwback.
3. A woman that won't let you feel all over her body while you're dancing is a keeper; a woman who drops it like it's hot and puts on a dance floor performance that would make video vixen Karrine Steffans blush is a throwback.
4. A woman who takes a man's number but doesn't give him her own is a keeper; a woman who hands out her number home, work, and cell phone numbers and e-mail and home address to a man who's done nothing more than buy her a drink and ask how he can reach her is a throwback.
5. A woman who can hold a respectful, respectable conversation with a man and his mother is a keeper; a woman who sudders at the prospect of having to talk to the matriarch of a man's family is a throwback.
6. A woman who can adapt to any situation thrown at her -- she can hold her own at the PTA meeting, in the boardroom, in a resturant, at a sporting event -- is a keeper;
A woman who can't put together a coherent sentence or makes it clear she has no interest in doing so is a throwback.
7. A woman who knows she wants to be married and raise a family and lets a man know this up front is a keeper; a woman who doesn't have a plan for her relationship life beyond next weekend is a throwback.
8. A woman whom we can introduce to our friends and family is a keeper; a woman we don't even bother introducing to our friends and family is a throwback.
9. A woman who smiles and takes of herself and is generally happy with her life is a keeper; a woman who doesn't take care of herself and is sour all the time, has an attitude wider than all the ocean, and doesn't hesitate to lay somebody out for the slightest transgression is a throwback.
10. A woman who show hers apperication for all that you do for her is a keeper; a woman who acts like nothing you do can make her happy is a throwback.
11. A woman who is loyal is a keeper; a woman who has her eye out for the next best thing is a throwback.
12. A woman who understands that a man validates his manhood by who he is; what he does, and how much he makes, and who knows how to finesse her relationship so that her man feels like he's handling his business is a keeper; a woman who wields her paycheck and influence like a sward and belittles his career and financial contribution is a throwback.
Now Ladies Which One Are You?
Virgo-The VirginDominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.