girls with low self esteem,old hags with c-section scars, molesting Alzheimer's patient's, giving myself dutch ovens, taking sweaty smelly dumps, huge arelos, gilrs that put out on the beginging of the first date, filling cats water bowls up with antifreeze, stalking ex girlfriends with tack hammers, drinking to i blackout, amish hips, sexy girls with harelips, sexually harassing the waitresses at waffle house, licking cottege cheese off fat girls cellulite.
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Interests
General
Music
a Giclee print on canvas of one of my originals
done by gerri
www.putitoncanvas.netMovies
Television
Heroes
my mom and dad. without them i'd be living in the gutter eatin a moldy nutter butter.
Latest Blog Entries
- Nov 29, 2009 7:40 PM Girls and Corpses Magazine art show!
- Jan 21, 2009 2:08 AM tattoo flash art in savage magazine
- Jan 9, 2009 4:28 AM i will be at the new york comic con at the angry drunk graphics booth!!!
- Dec 23, 2008 9:15 AM happy drunk xmas party 3 and my car gettin broken into.
- Jun 20, 2008 9:34 AM my first comic i did 8 years ago
Friends (34)
- Stoneroad Iron and metal
- mike stoneroad
- mac daddy frizzle
- Angry Drunk Graphics
- ANGRY DRUNK STEVE
- Shelly McGinnis
- ARTIST PJBUCHANAN
- HumanBurger
- Sergio Zuniga
- Kyle Zimmerman
- Lou Rusconi
- RSIN {ANC610}
- Hollie Stevens
- Mikey
- miko maRie
- NEEDLEPLAY TATTOO
- Machete Premium Adam
- Maggot Hates Meathook
- REPULSION!
- KEVIN EDWARD HERDEMAN
- Jason Feffer
- SykoRadio
- alfie numeric aka melan…
- METAL SANAZ metalsanaz.…
- -r0n
- Strength Project
- CeLeSTTiaNi
- Laurens Antoine for FHM…
- iPhil v2.0
- Onur Aydın
- Steve Parks
- rhortx
- Michael Anthony Hermoge…
- Joe Kerr
Music
Blurbs
About me:
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if your interested in buying my artwork send me a message.
CONTACT INFO
EMAIL: MIKESTONEROADART@YAHOO.COM
FAQ'S
.. Q: Can you draw me a picture for free?..
A: NO!!!NO!!!NO!!! I WANT TO BE PAID!! WHAT I DO IS A JOB! YOU DONT SEE ME ASKING YOUR METHHEAD HOOKER OF A MOM FOR FREE GUM JOBS, SHE EXPECTS TO GET PAID TOO!
.. Q: what medium do you use to draw? ..
A: pilot ink pens, prismacolor markers, sharpies, watercolors, and sometimes baby blood.
.. Q: do you have a layaway plan?
A: NO. im not k-mart.
.. Q: what are your methods of payment?..
A: (1) paypal!! if you dont have paypal. STOP being a caveman and get it. (2) money orders, for you snail mail slugs,NO CHECKS!! NO C.O.D'S!!
.. Q: I want a certain piece of artwork you have up for sale, but i wont have the money for another 6 weeks. will you hold it for me? ..
A: NO. don't tell me until you have the money and ready to paypal it to my greedy bank account.
.. Q: hey dude, me and my friends started a band, and we need some cool artwork for our upcoming cd, but we have no jobs, and when we get money we spend it on beer and pot, so could you draw us up a cover, and we will give you credit on our album...
A: NO. fuck you and your shitty band
..Q: i have some really awesome ideas for you to draw. could you pay me for giving them to you? ..
A: no, i dont need your shitty ideas, believe me i come up with to many shitty ideas myself. lol
.. Q: Can you draw me a picture for free?..
A: NO!!!NO!!!NO!!! I WANT TO BE PAID!! WHAT I DO IS A JOB! YOU DONT SEE ME ASKING YOUR METHHEAD HOOKER OF A MOM FOR FREE GUM JOBS, SHE EXPECTS TO GET PAID TOO!
.. Q: what medium do you use to draw? ..
A: pilot ink pens, prismacolor markers, sharpies, watercolors, and sometimes baby blood.
.. Q: do you have a layaway plan?
A: NO. im not k-mart.
.. Q: what are your methods of payment?..
A: (1) paypal!! if you dont have paypal. STOP being a caveman and get it. (2) money orders, for you snail mail slugs,NO CHECKS!! NO C.O.D'S!!
.. Q: I want a certain piece of artwork you have up for sale, but i wont have the money for another 6 weeks. will you hold it for me? ..
A: NO. don't tell me until you have the money and ready to paypal it to my greedy bank account.
.. Q: hey dude, me and my friends started a band, and we need some cool artwork for our upcoming cd, but we have no jobs, and when we get money we spend it on beer and pot, so could you draw us up a cover, and we will give you credit on our album...
A: NO. fuck you and your shitty band
..Q: i have some really awesome ideas for you to draw. could you pay me for giving them to you? ..
A: no, i dont need your shitty ideas, believe me i come up with to many shitty ideas myself. lol
Who I'd like to meet:
girls with big saucer plate areolas, so i can have a tea party on them:) art skanks and people that would waste there money on my art:)Details
- Status: Single
- Here for: Networking, Dating, Friends
- Orientation: Straight
- Body type: 6' 0" / Slim / Slender
- Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
- Religion: Other
- Zodiac Sign: Virgo
- Children: I don't want kids
- Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
- Education: Some college
- Occupation: suicide girl strangler
Schools
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Bradley Academy For The Visual Arts
- York, PA
- Graduated: N/A
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: None
- Major: humping fat chicks
2003 to 2004